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March 18, 2013


Convenience-store owners in Maine are concerned that the state lottery wants to rebrand its scratch-off lottery tickets as "Kwikies."

(Thanks to jon harris)


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Bad news, boss. The vendors don't like the "Kwickie" branding.

So OK, we can fix that. Just drop the "Kw".

The 70 year old monk may show up.

Well, you know what they say: out the door, innuendo.

The ragline for their promotional campaign is "Rub one off today"

Well, Maine is the home of the Kennebunk Zumba Fitness Club and Brothel

You and your sick minds. Everyone knows that it's because you buy them at the Kwik-E-Mart. Along with the condoms

Call 'em " Ha Ha You Losers " instead.

Me, to clerk, "Hi, I'd like a kwikie."
Young woman (of course) clerk, "You pervert."
Me, "Hey, I'm old. It's all I can get."

Guy to waitress "I'd like a quickie." Waitress stomps off.
When she comes back, again he says "I'd like a quickie." This time he gets slapped.
Guy at the next table leans over, points at the menu and says "Psst, buddy. I think it's pronounced 'quiche.'"

Maybe "scratch and sniff", but.....nevermind.

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