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March 15, 2013


Sex Cereal Available Now In Canada

(Thanks to Ralph)


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I think I'll just stick with my Lucky Charms cereal.

Actually, Sex Cereal sounds pretty good. As good as dry cereal can be, anyway. Just saying.

Now with spanish fly.

And yes, I'll have what he's having.

One person interacting with the news story on Fox said he'd stick with Fruity Pebbles.


Who said that nobody wants a flake in bed?

We Canadians are already titans in the sack...we don't any stinkin' sex cereal....

like the little blue pill, Ke*****'s plans to add
blue food coloring and introduce Smurphin' cereal

He looks like the kind of guy who would have sex with cereal.

I guess that puts paid to the bacon meme.

Oh oh oh ooooooooooooooooh, Canada!

Yeah it is, baby. And I never eat cereal.

Snap, crackle and what ?!

Canadians have been eating Red River Cereal since 1924; the population has more than tripled. Correlation does not prove causation, but it's really good for breakfast, and a lot cheaper than this upstart.

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