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Art School Seized 68 Vials of Semen From Student
School of Visual Arts MFA student Marc Bradley Johnson was all set to debut his final piece, titled Take This Sperm and Be Free of Me, before health concerns thwarted everything he'd worked so hard for.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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First, Johnson accessed his materials.
I'll bet he 'accessed his materials' several times.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 01, 2013 at 06:30 PM
A seminal contribution to the medium.
(Somebody had to say it.)
Posted by: Ralph | March 01, 2013 at 08:06 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with that, cindy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 01, 2013 at 08:16 PM
On the next episode of Crank Yankers...
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 01, 2013 at 09:04 PM
Was there a vas deferens between this and the other projects which were submitted?
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 01, 2013 at 09:49 PM
Sorry, that was a seedy joke.
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 01, 2013 at 11:04 PM
I read that as "sermon." Not quite the same thing.
Posted by: Diva | March 01, 2013 at 11:16 PM
We're betting he's single. And dehydrated.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | March 02, 2013 at 03:44 AM
He's an expert at freehand drawing...only one free hand. All those nude models he hired weren't for figure studies.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 02, 2013 at 02:02 PM
We should encourage science projects. Lets hope he doesn't get to the procreation part.
Posted by: LeDud | March 02, 2013 at 02:59 PM
Coming soon to an art gallery near you.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 05, 2013 at 04:40 PM