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March 01, 2013


Art School Seized 68 Vials of Semen From Student

School of Visual Arts MFA student Marc Bradley Johnson was all set to debut his final piece, titled Take This Sperm and Be Free of Me, before health concerns thwarted everything he'd worked so hard for.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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First, Johnson accessed his materials.
I'll bet he 'accessed his materials' several times.

A seminal contribution to the medium.

(Somebody had to say it.)

Not that there's anything wrong with that, cindy.

On the next episode of Crank Yankers...

Was there a vas deferens between this and the other projects which were submitted?

Sorry, that was a seedy joke.

I read that as "sermon." Not quite the same thing.

We're betting he's single. And dehydrated.

He's an expert at freehand drawing...only one free hand. All those nude models he hired weren't for figure studies.

We should encourage science projects. Lets hope he doesn't get to the procreation part.

Coming soon to an art gallery near you.

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