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Singles in Agriculture convention headed for Cedar Rapids
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
Feel free to suggest Singles-in-Agriculture pickup lines in the comments. For example: "Is that a silo in your front 40? Or are you just happy to see me?"
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HOw about just - SUUUUUUUUIIIIIIEEE!
Posted by: markhh | March 12, 2013 at 07:20 PM
Want to come to my crib and shuck my corn?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 12, 2013 at 07:39 PM
Where ARE the women?
Posted by: Make It Rain | March 12, 2013 at 07:55 PM
Thresher? I never even touched her!
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | March 12, 2013 at 08:52 PM
Wanna go get something to eat? The trough is still full....
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 12, 2013 at 09:17 PM
They're putting temporary booths in the McDonald's out on Route 27, I hear ya can't even get a reservation before 7:00.
Posted by: padraig | March 12, 2013 at 09:26 PM
Wanna come to the corral and see my lariat?
Posted by: FredKey | March 12, 2013 at 09:55 PM
Hey, Sexy ... wanna drive my "tractor"?
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 12, 2013 at 11:43 PM
I love ewe.
Oops.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | March 13, 2013 at 12:49 AM
Just wait til the first guy gets his "John Deere" letter.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | March 13, 2013 at 01:25 AM
Manure spreader?
Well I did too.
(Sorry.)
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | March 13, 2013 at 01:27 AM
gimme a chance and i'll grow on you
Posted by: jeffluence | March 13, 2013 at 06:37 AM
Hey babe, wanna let me fertilize your fields?
Posted by: wiredog | March 13, 2013 at 06:54 AM
I want to report a stalker.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | March 13, 2013 at 07:17 AM
For a long time, national ag fraternities for guys have held social events, but some like Alpha Grabba Hoe are real animal houses.
Posted by: Ralph | March 13, 2013 at 07:46 AM
I hope the dancing shows up on YouTube
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 13, 2013 at 09:25 AM
Ya wanna see my combine?
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 13, 2013 at 10:44 AM
"You're a lot prettier than Sally, my last girlfriend. ... Naw, she was a pig."
Posted by: Ralph Crown | March 13, 2013 at 11:21 AM
One time, a young man was in a freeway rest stop restaurant, and he found a cassette tape someone had left behind. It turned out to be "The Mean Farmer" by Otis XII. I'm sure that somewhere in the canon of his works, Mr. XII addresses the topic of agricultural pick up lines. Somewhere. Just remember this: "It's hasenpfeffer!"
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 13, 2013 at 02:10 PM
Ralph - lettuce not fergit those orgiastic parties at Alpha Gonorrhea frat houses ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 13, 2013 at 08:44 PM
I will be intrigued as well as interested in what you're writing about here.
Posted by: keywords | April 12, 2013 at 10:35 AM