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March 27, 2013

INCREDIBLY, ETC.

Man Beaten for Drawing Genitalia on Roommate’s Face

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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The comments are great.
31 years old, and you find a way to get drunk, pass out, have a penis drawn on your face, get arrested, and then have your mugshot on the internet - with a penis drawn on your face.

mom is so proud...

Don't they have Boy Scouts there?

Camping Rule 1). Never, ever, be the first one to fall asleep.

Someone needs a remedial art appreciation class.

This is your wake-up call, John Watson. The game's afoot!

Arlington County is so small there are no towns, villages etc. within the county. It often goes years without a murder, so this was a big deal in the scheme of things. The County Police probably sent several cruisers and closed off the roads to protect the scene. BTW it's where I live.

A penis-faced man seems appropriate and natural given Arlington's immediate proximity to DC - home of the world's supply of penis-faced people.

But was the man's beef with the drawing a matter of subject or quality? Was it anatomically accurate?

I suppose this is a lot harder for women to draw their parts on other drunk, passed out women. Probably another reason women should be allowed in combat.

The guys and girls who are trying to decide whether the Neanderthals did art appear to believe that any vertical line represents female genitalia. They make Freud seem closeted.

Seems like the time i got drunk while in the military and got a tatoo isn't so bad afterall

I've seen mustaches drawn on 90 sleeping kids in one night. The result the next morning was hilarious, and nobody got hurt. Some people are just pricks.

He sure got the shaft!

"Did I tell you about my son? He's going to college!"

Wait -- you mean they're calling the "artist" the victim here!? Dude earned every punch he got.

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