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March 29, 2013

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHETHER THEY ARE IN FACT THE SPAWN OF SATAN

Squirrels crash Easter egg hunt

(Thanks to Ralph)

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What effect does chocolate have on squirrels?
I'm thinking of what it's supposed to do to dogs.
Hmmm. Make the wife happy or kill the squirrels?
Both?
Let 'em fight it out? And if you think my wife wouldn't cut a rodent trying to get her chocolate, you don't know...
Yes, Dear.


Workers said the squirrels only seemed interested in the candy-filled eggs, ignoring those filled with toys and other inedible prizes

Well, duh. Mother Nature sez: "Hard shell; smells good inside; take to nest."

(One of the highlights of my life was watching a small gray squirrel latch onto a giant peanut-covered taffy apple and haul it away toward his tree. Determination, thy name is Squirrel.)

This again seems low even for squirrels.

We need a Manhattan-project effort to stop the squirrels. Or pretty soon they will be running over our dead bodies, laughing at us, the way Kim Il-sung
does.

I meant the laugh only. Not that Kim would ever be able to run over us. And I apologize o the squirrels for the comparison.

Those darn squirrels They wanted their own Easter eggs.

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