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March 21, 2013

HELLO? HELLO? IS THIS THING ON?

A Sydney chiropractor has escaped being struck off after being accused of removing a patient's underwear and talking to the patient's penis.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Somebody said he should talk to his plants, and he thought they said pants...

"The chiropractor allegedly removed his underwear and touched his genitals during a series of massages." Usually you have to pay extra for a happy ending. So I have been told anyway.

I've heard of talking to the hand...

"I thought it was like an accident. I wanted it to be like an accident. I wanted to think it was an accident," the patient said during a hearing.
"I definitely saw him touch my penis and he said "wake."

I think the word he was looking for was "Heal!"

Or maybe "rise"...

Slap stick humor, maybe?

The worst part was when the chiropractor started singing New York, New York.

I would think that singing "Feelings" would be worse, but that might just be me.

All it takes is one bad apple to smear the entire profession.

Well a man can be manipulated by playing with his penis it sorta makes sense to treat neck pain this way. Was it a hot, female chiropractor because I suspect if so she would be used to that technique.

Bad news for the Doc. All snakes are deaf. Even the one-eyed ones.

In February and March 2010 Mr Maher saw a Japanese patient who wanted treatment for neck pain. The chiropractor allegedly removed his underwear and touched his genitals during a series of massages.

Wait, did the chiro remove his own closes and touch his own, or did he do this to the Japanese customer?

Great "bedside manner", because we all know the way to a man's neck is through his penis. Right?

He took lap talking to a "hole new level"....

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