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March 11, 2013

HE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE ALIENS PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA LICENSES

Driver banned after ramming police while 'chased by aliens'

This Always Works for Us: Throughout the journey Webber was sounding his horn because he believed its noise would ward off the pursuing aliens, Exeter Crown Court was told.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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Taghdissian said:"The defendant believed he was being pursued by aliens who were out to kill him. He sounded his horn continuously because he thought it would scare them away...."

"STOP!Stop giving away Mi5 secrets! Soon the UK will have no way to defend against aliens, will have to call on the US and will undoubtedly cost us money!!!" Rant reportedly by by a certain US commentator whose first name means hurried...


Well sheesh, what else are you supposed to do? Drive down the streets yelling, "You're next!"?

Um, funny man, I believe you are confusing Rush Limbaugh, long-time purveyor of partisan political pontification, with Alex Jones, King of the "9/11 Truthers" and tin foil hatters everywhere. By Jones' and his listeners' account, Limbaugh, Obama, the Federal Reserve, the United Nations' "Agenda 21", and fluoride in the water supply are all part of the same nefarious conspiracy...

Does he still clean carpets? & what are his rates?

This is why you're supposed to open a window when you use cleaning solvents.

bumper sticker: Honk if you're being pursued by aliens

The song "Feelings" is usually good at repelling most intruders and others who have ears.

Did the police see any aliens? See it works. Can't argue wih the evidence.

Spock: It appears the Klingons are gaining on us Captain.
Kirk: Quick, Sulu... Ram that police car !
Bones: Dammit, Jim... You're off your meds again, aren't you ?

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