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March 13, 2013

DON'T TRY TO TELL THIS BLOG THERE'S NOTHING TO DO IN JULESBURG, COLORADO

Manure and dead animal management workshop

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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I'm sure So. CA PD provides this service.

Luckily I was wearing a fresh pair of latex gloves when I read this.

And they say there aren't any good jobs in America anymore.

About 35 years ago, lightning stuck a tree on my father-in-law's farm, much to the surprise of the five cows sheltering under it.
He did as many others have done who realize that the nearest neighbor is a mile away (then).
Nothing.
Nature took care of the problem in a startlingly short time.

They need to have this seminar in China.

It's been my experience that dead animals are easier to manage than live humans. With animals, you're allowed to bulldoze them into a hole and cover them with dirt. With people, the most you can do is transfer them to customer support.

Come to our seminar and get the real poop.

Sponsored by Megalords Funeral Home, where
you can always find a good stiff...

I saw Manure and Dead Animal Management open for Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention.

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