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March 24, 2013

DATING DOs AND DON'Ts FOR GUYS

Don't try to impress her by having your friend fake a knife attack.

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

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If you've ever tried to impress a girl by having your buddy fake a knife attack...

/foxworthy

Oh gawd, it's in Arkansas! ::snork::

Do men think we're really that tough to impress? All it takes for me is if the guy can participate in an intelligent discussion about Jane Austen and can email and text without using LOL like it's a punctuation mark.

If it's a choice between rereading P&P or faking a knife attack, I can see why he went with the knife.

I've always found that a fake heart attack impresses a date a lot more.


Women prefer to be saved from men brandishing chainsaws. At least that's what I hear.

Jane Austen was the Six Million Dollar Man's sister... right ?

Would it be selfish, demanding, and picky of me to say that I would love to meet a guy who appreciated Jane Austen and will rescue me from chainsaw-brandishing lunatics?

Minx -- have you been reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?

Yet another demonstration of why you shouldn't bring a girl to a knife fight. Or, wait ... how does that go?

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