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March 02, 2013

CRIMESTOPPERS

Burglary suspect blames bulky snow pants for inability to outrun police

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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But could he put his arms down?

This is why your professional burglars are usually naked when they run from the police.

But police have tires around their waists.

The old clown pants excuse.

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Exactly, Diva. I'm picturing Randy in A CHRISTMAS STORY.

When I was five, back in the day when we actually walked a mile home for lunch (I thought it was 10 miles, but we tested it), my bulky snowpants came in handy when I could NOT wait any longer, IYKWIM. I climbed around in a snowbank, certain that my indiscretion would be masked within the soaking wet snowpants. Not. (Yellow snow alert.)

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