CHIVALRY
Man Chokes Wheelchair-Bound Woman Over Last Piece of Chicken
(Thanks to Jeff Jacques)
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March 08, 2013
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There's a choking the chicken image I didn't need.
Posted by: markhh | March 08, 2013 at 08:12 AM
I'm sure nursecindy will point out that it was South Carolina.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 08, 2013 at 08:51 AM
it's time to take another look at his "meds"
Posted by: jeffluence | March 08, 2013 at 09:14 AM
Absolutely Jeff. My mom told me a story about a family reunion she went to when she was a little girl. Everyone was at my great-grandparents house in Marion, N.C. and were having a great time until they realized there was only one biscuit left and two people wanted it. My great-grandpa reached over, took the biscuit, and threw it out the window to end the argument. So if you're ever walking down a street in N.C. don't be too surprised if you see a piece of chicken, or a biscuit, flying out of a dining room window. It's really the only way to deal with things like this.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 08, 2013 at 09:16 AM
Maybe he'll claim self-defense, in that she was beating up his hands with her neck...
Posted by: EvilScientistMoose | March 08, 2013 at 09:24 AM
"Finger-chokin' good!" was wisely suppressed by
the Colonel in his advertising campaigns, opting
for the "lickin'" option.
Posted by: funny man | March 08, 2013 at 10:40 AM
really nurse cindy! are you saying he should have thrown her out the window!
Posted by: jeffluence | March 08, 2013 at 12:09 PM
Hmmm ... not too far to the East of here, it'd be small arms fire coming out the window, not chicken and biscuits.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 08, 2013 at 12:55 PM
Hey, I wasn't there and didn't see what happened. Maybe she had it coming.
Posted by: poker | March 08, 2013 at 12:56 PM
white or dark meat? it could make a difference...
Posted by: queensbee | March 08, 2013 at 01:21 PM
I can't see fighting over food. Too funny.
Posted by: Theresa | March 08, 2013 at 01:46 PM
In my experience, having grown up in a large family, the last piece is usually either a back or wing. Neither one of those are worth finding for. On the other hand I can recall many a free for all to determine who would get the first piece.
Posted by: WVplantman | March 08, 2013 at 03:52 PM
Why did the victim have to dial 911? Attacks like this can solved by the proper application of movable furniture.
Posted by: Mr. Mark | March 08, 2013 at 06:27 PM