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March 20, 2013

BUT THE SNEEZES WERE INCREDIBLE

Erectile nasal spray simply 'didn't work'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "Do you have a cold, or are you just happy to see me?")

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''I am speaking as a layman but we are not in a Nazi concentration camp - you can't force people to take medication,'' said the witness, who cannot be named.

"Or I would be speaking as a layman if the stupid spray worked, mate."

"For pain caused by injections that lasts more than four days ..."

Boogers the size of mountains can impede breathing.

I tried that once but all I got was a stiff neck.

Boy, this could be confusing, because if you have to blow your nose, would you have to blow something else?

The Shaman swears that rhino horn can work wonders.

Suddenly, his eyes looked like Marty Feldman's.

The problem is much much bigger, which he does not want to admit even to himself

Is that what they're calling it now?

Am I missing something here?

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