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March 28, 2013

WHO YA GONNA CALL?

Fire Department in Laurens County Catches Fire

(Thanks to Vernon Bowen)

WITHOUT THE MIRACLE THAT IS THE INTERNET, WE WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THIS

Brazilian model breastfeeds a calf on Instagram

(Thanks to Ron G.)

SPORTSPERSONSHIP

A southwest Missouri high school says four girls' basketball players from a rival school poured urine into the opposing team's water cooler during a February game.

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

WE'RE SURE IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE

Elin Nordegren’s Boyfriend Parks Larger Yacht Right Next to Tiger Woods’ at Jupiter Island

(Thanks to Bill Jones)

THE DOG WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Police say a dog that was left in an unattended vehicle pushed it into drive and the car struck a pedestrian in central Pennsylvania.

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

BECAUSE OF OUR STRICT POLICY, WE ARE NOT MAKING FUN OF THIS INDIVIDUAL'S NAME

Man exposed himself to cleaners

(Thanks to funny man)

ANYBODY MISSING SOMETHING?

Eyeballs found in trash at Kansas City gas station

(Thanks to jon harris, who says "I've been looking everywhere," and Bill from Salisbury, MA.)

GO AHEAD, TRY TO GUESS THE STATE

Delira, who is 6-foot-2-inches and weighs 375-pounds, according to inmate records, kept giving the cop his zip code -- when he was asked for his phone number -- and told the cop that his "zip code was how much he had to drink," the affidavit stated.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

ENGLAND

A woman has the world's oldest hot cross bun - baked on Good Friday in 1821 and passed down through five generations.

(Thanks top Jeff Meyerson)

VERY CAREFULLY

Dinosaur Sex Study Answers Prickly Question About How Spiked Dinos Reproduced

(Thanks to Ralph)

THERE'S ONLY ONE STATE WHERE THIS COULD HAPPEN

I'm an icon!

WE SAW VENOMOUS BOOGERS OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

Sea Slug Squirts Venomous Boogers at Enemies

(Thanks to Caitlin Gibson, wiredog and Gregg in Baton Rouge)

ONE BY ONE, WE ARE LOSING ALL OF OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS

Boulder couple involved in topless-gardening fight investigated over threat to president

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(Thanks to Loudmouth and Matt Filar)

GUESS THE STATE

A dispute over an alligator has ignited a feud between two neighbors that appears to be spiraling out of control.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

UK DINING UPDATE

Mystery meat in takeaway curries ‘could be from cat or dog'

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "I'll stick with the spotted dick, please.")

JERSEY

Man arrested in N.J. with $200K in stolen Wisconsin cheese

(Thanks to Barbara A)

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

He was headed for the optician's. Really.

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(Thanks to Alice in Sidmouth)

PLAYING HARD TO GET, SOUTH CAROLINA STYLE

Police say a South Carolina woman stabbed her boyfriend, then threw his prosthetic leg in the yard to prevent him from chasing her.

(Thanks to Vernon Bowern)

ITS FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP STATUS IS 'COMPLICATED'

Seven-Sexed Microbe

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

WWE Star X-Pac Tears Anus Attempting Bronco Buster

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

RESTAURANT REVIEW OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Restaurant Review of the Week.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

ATTENTION, DECEASED PEOPLE:

Need mourners? Rent them through UK firm

(Thanks to Mike Ester and The Perts)

NOBODY SAID THE WAR ON TERROR WOULD BE EASY

A bumbling TSA agent “playing around” with a pepper-spray container at Kennedy Airport fired the caustic liquid at five fellow screeners yesterday, sending all six to the hospital, a source told The Post.

(Thanks to Lani)

OUR HEART GOES OUT TO THEM

Guests stranded at Tan Hill pub - four days and counting

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

BECAUSE NATURE WASN'T ALREADY SCARY ENOUGH

Researchers Discover Amphibian Species that Peel and Eat their Mother's Skin

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

ALWAYS EFFECTIVE

Woman says man showed off to ex- by spraying her with hose

(Thanks to Scott Cramer)

 
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