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March 27, 2013

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH MONEY IN THE WORLD

Man trapped in ‘It’s a Small World’ wins suit

(Thanks to Dan "Tom Tomorrow" Perkins)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO RIGHTS LEFT

An Indiana County man is facing several charges, after wildlife officials say he went deer hunting in a Walmart parking lot. 

AND THE SO-CALLED 'DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY' DOES NOTHING

Man Finds Baby Squirrel in Bag of Mulch

And he raises it.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb, R & L Stevenson and Rick Day)

INCREDIBLY, ETC.

Man Beaten for Drawing Genitalia on Roommate’s Face

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

A two-headed shark fetus.

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

Another version here.

(Thanks to Monique Chartier)

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Minor League Baseball Team to Debut Urinal Video Games

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Steven Pudio, Michael McNelis and Bill Hudgins, who says, "Just imagine the fantasy league)

Here's another version that begins "Talk about streaming media...."

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

We considered making a joke about the National Pisstime, but we have too much class.

 
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