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March 25, 2013

BRITISH POLITICAL UPDATE

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IRELAND STRIKES A BLOW FOR BEING IRISH

Law allows people to “to drive home from their nearest pub after having two or three drinks on little-used roads driving at very low speeds.”

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Jeff Schneider)

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR

Authorities arrested an Onalaska bride after her wedding reception on Sunday for stealing rings from the venue, according to police reports.

Key Detail: An employee found the bride’s bra insert near where the case had been.

(Thanks to JenLoKe7)

BUT ISN'T THAT NORM... OH, WAIT, NEVER MIND

Woman busted for having crack in her genitals

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IT'S A FEATURE CAR BUYERS ARE LOOKING FOR

The Indian unit of Ford Motor Company has apologised for an advertisement showing former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi with a group of bound women in the boot of a car.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

Essex school bans triangular flapjacks

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TRAGICALLY, THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

Opa-locka mayor orders underwear removal

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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