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March 22, 2013

AND THEY SAY MEN ARE SHALLOW

A Taiwanese couple, a 55-year old man and 52-year old woman, have divorced after four years living in separate apartments following the woman’s wedding night discovery that her new husband’s member appeared to have a severe case of dwarfism.

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says, "Wait -- it DOES matter?")

WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT MORE ETC.

Millions of Prawns Wash up on Beach in Chile

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

MEANWHILE IN THE HELLHOLE KNOWN AS FLATHEAD COUNTY

3:52 p.m. Someone called in asking what to do for a “beat up chicken” they found at the dump. Apparently, it looked as though the chicken “had been through a lot.”

(Thanks to The Perts)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE, WE HOPE

Heroic Beavers Save Salt Lake City

(Thanks to wiredog)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Woman hid tadpoles in her mouth at airport

(Thanks to Ralph)

'WHAT HAPPENED, DEAR?'

"I got stuck in traffic."

(Thanks to Bill Moore and Matt Filar)

CANADA: LAND OF SAUCY SCRIMSHAWS

‘Whale bone porn’

(Thanks to Martini Shark)

POLICE HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON

Porta-potty serial arsonist sought

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

"Velociraptor" turkeys attack church-goers in Maryland

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

WE'LL NEVER FORGET WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE NEWS

Kim Kardashian & Kanye Are Naming Their Baby North West

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

BUT NOT RIGHT THERE ON THE ROAD

Bill would allow Montana residents to eat roadkill

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE CAN QUIT ANY TIME WE WANT

The Internet Addiction Test

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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