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March 21, 2013

PR HONOREE OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the PR Honoree of the Week.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONABLE HOMEOWNER DECISIONS

"While cleaning up, she saw snake, threw gasoline on the snake, lit the snake on fire."

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

THIS JUST IN

Pitcher Wang may be Yankee again

(Thanks to funny man)

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

Bacon.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR JOHNNY ROTTEN

Residents condemn low morals of Line 13 subway pooper

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

HELLO? HELLO? IS THIS THING ON?

A Sydney chiropractor has escaped being struck off after being accused of removing a patient's underwear and talking to the patient's penis.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

PHUKET

Phuket beach chair wars ‘dying down’

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

GUESS THE STATE

When Jennifer Lee's husband took her out Tuesday for a few beers and a basket of Beef O'Brady's chicken wings, deputies say, she had a plan for how to spend the rest of the night: a round of mini golf and a motel room.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

MIRACLE IN KALAMAZOO

"Dead" Deer Surprises Police & Escapes

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Chicken lays giant egg with another egg inside it

(Thanks to jon harris)

YIKES

Meet Big Daddy.

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "We're going to need a LOT more melted butter.")

CANADA: LAND OF RUGGED INDIVIDUALS

A Northwest Territories man was just scratching what he thought was an annoying old itch earlier this week when it turned out to be a knife blade that had been buried in his flesh for almost three years.

(Thanks to Bruce)

WE MAY NEVER EAT AGAIN

BURI RAM - A woman who found the body of a young kitten inside a sausage she was eating made a small shrine for it in her home and neighbours later came to worship it - after which some won money on the lottery.

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

GUESS THE STATE

Deputies said Priscilla Vaughn, 29, consumed Ecstasy, alcohol and marijuana and had just gotten back to a hotel room from a dinner at Applebees on Tuesday with a man she met on BackPage.com.  During their time together, she started biting his penis and genitals, causing him to bleed heavily, deputies said.

(Thanks to Joel Farr)

TYPICAL

After vowing he would testify, Beavers doesn't

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

THE IMPENDING SQUIRREL TAKEOVER OF THE WORLD

Soon. Very soon.

(Thanks to funny man)

 
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