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March 16, 2013

WE'RE WITH THE STATUE

Human statue punches heckler over 'Wet Willie'

(Thanks to The Perts)

DON'T THESE PEOPLE GO TO THE MOVIES?

Reviving the Woolly Mammoth: Will De-Extinction Become Reality?

(Thanks to Mag Last)

GOD HELP US IF IRAN GETS HOLD OF THIS

Giant flying underpants.

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(Thanks to Jan in Grimby)

WOMEN

Do NOT mess with them.

Key Chilling Quote: “They were more heavy-duty than the standard office scissors,” the sergeant said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

NEW JERSEY: THE FUN STATE

Discovery Of Cockroaches Forces Greyhound Bus To Stop In Atlantic County

From another storyA passenger called WABC-TV and said roaches were crawling onto seats, along windows and into people's hair.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, coscolo, jon harris, Janice Gelb and Peter Metrinko)

JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE

Now: a drop cloth.

(Thanks to jon haris)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE 911

Man drunk-dialed 911 because drug dealer was mad at him

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who challenges you to guess the state)

GOOD (burp) NEWS!

...a new study from Yale University suggests that heavy drinking may actually accelerate the body’s ability to turn alcohol into energy-boosting acetate, especially in the brain.

(Thanks to The Perts)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Boy Scouts of America introduces video games badge

(Thanks to The Perts)

HARD TO UNDERSTAND HOW THIS PLAN WENT AWRY

A federal prison guard has been charged with shooting his own finger in a drunken attempt to remove his wedding ring during an argument with his wife at their northwestern Pennsylvania home, police said.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

NOTHING THAT A HAMMER CAN'T SOLVE

A pair of Italian developers have created an alarm clock smartphone app designed to help users wake up with math games and other tasks.

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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