March 11, 2013
HE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE ALIENS PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA LICENSES
This Always Works for Us: Throughout the journey Webber was sounding his horn because he believed its noise would ward off the pursuing aliens, Exeter Crown Court was told.
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
STAND TALL, SUNSHINE STATE
As for the "trashiest" designation from CoEd Magazine, Key West slipped from the second spot in 2012 to No. 9 this year -- good news, when you think about it. CoEd's ranking criteria considers the presence of one or more Hooters restaurants; how many strip clubs, tattoo parlors and liquor stores there are; whether the city hosts an annual motorcycle week; and whether film crews from "Girls Gone Wild" produce footage there.Las Vegas kept its top spot for the second year in a row. Florida is well represented on the list as Daytona Beach, Orlando, Miami, Panama City Beach, Fort Myers and Tampa all made the top 15.
(Thanks to funny man)
ATTENTION, BACON PEOPLE
(Thanks to Michael Ester and Bill Moore)
FINALLY, A PRACTICAL USE FOR HERRING SPERM
Normally, cotton fabrics are highly flammable. But when scientists tried to set fire to cotton coated with herring sperm DNA, the fabric refused to burn, the team reported in Journal of Materials Chemistry A.
(Thanks to Steve @ Secret Location)
(Thanks to DaninTustin)
A FLORIDA LICENSE...
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
FILM PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
SOME OF US WOULD ACTUALLY PREFER TO HAVE OUR GOVERNMENT EMPLOIYEES SPEND THEIR DAYS THIS WAY
IN MIAMI, HE WOULD SURVIVE FOR MAYBE 45 SECONDS
IT WILL ALSO BE PERMITTED TO JOIN A FRATERNITY
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
THIS WOULD VASTLY IMPROVE GOLF
(Thanks to Ralph)