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March 09, 2013

THEY'RE LOOKING INTO 'HEROIN MONDAYS'

Employees at a Florida health care company are allowed to drink on the company's tab, on company time, thanks to a perk known as "Beer Cart Fridays."

(Thanks to Jenny Kellner and Jeff Meyerson)

INSURANCE PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Insurance Professional of the Week.

(Thanks to jon harris)

CSI: PORTLANDIA

A lone tree in Portland's smallest park that vanished last week, has been found, according to Portland Parks and Recreation.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

TOO BAD IT WASN'T HIS PHONE STUCK UP THERE

Guy shares way too much on Twitter.

ADVISORY: NSFW language, guy sharing way too much.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Man talks to vodka, confesses undying love for jail cell urinal

(Thanks to jon harris)

'VOILA: A WEIGHTLESS TORTILLA.'

How to make a sandwich in space

(Thanks to jon harris)

ATTENTION ALL FLATHEAD COUNTY UNITS

10:20 p.m. An employee of an Evergreen store reported that an intoxicated man wearing sunglasses was bleeding from his hand and feeling lightheaded. His female companion, also intoxicated, was in the store riding around in a cart. She could be easily recognized by her Kermit the Frog hat.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 
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