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March 08, 2013

YIKES

This woman has the world's strongest vagina

(Thanks to bonmot)

YOU CAN'T SPELL 'TEAM' WITHOUT 'M-O-R-O-N'

Last week, the Roosevelt High School softball coach sent members of his team out on an unusual scavenger hunt. The mission: take photos of “cute girls” and bring them back, with telephone numbers, for his perusal.

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

DUDE

San Diego to consider pot vending machines

(Thanks to Jenny Kellner)

CSI: MUSKEGON

Principal Doug Doty told 24 Hour News 8 that the school was vandalized with yarn.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

'DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN'

Police in northeast Ohio have charged a 15-year-old girl after an angry letter was left in a mailbox ordering that a neighbor take down the Christmas lights on the house.

(Thanks to Greg Snow, who says, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if this teen lived near me.")

YOU CANNOT GET GOOD SERVICE ANY MORE

“He handed a note to the teller stating he had a pistol,” the police report says. “The teller told him she was waiting on drive-through customers and he would have to wait.”

(Thanks to wanderer2575)

THERE'S PROBABLY A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

Brazil: Police Puzzle Over 7 Gift-Wrapped Skulls

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

CHIVALRY

Man Chokes Wheelchair-Bound Woman Over Last Piece of Chicken

(Thanks to Jeff Jacques)

SHE HAD HER REASONS

Homeless woman used baseball bat to behead church statue, Lady Lake police say

(Thanks to Loudmouth and Jeff Meyerson, who says this is too easy for Guess the State)

 
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