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March 07, 2013

IN CASE YOU'RE INTERESTED

Here's the video of my talk with Matt Groening in LA last month.

BE ADVISED

Chewing gum improves your reaction time, study suggests

(Thanks to Ralph)

APPARENTLY THIS IS FROWNED UPON

Spring breaker on Fort Myers Beach accused of urinating inside deputy's patrol car

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THEY NEED TO BE TOLD?

Keep your Phuket junk clean and green, traders told

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

BOUND TO HAPPEN

Man named Beers arrested twice in eight days for alleged DUI

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

RUSTY AND VERN

Safe-Sex Campaign Stars Pair of Frustrated Musical Testicles

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

DID THEY SMOKE AFTERWARD?

Mating Tortoises Cause Fire

(Thanks to Wolverine)

BE ON THE LOOKOUT

Thong Bandit, serial flasher, haunting alleys near Sloan's Lake

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

AND THEY ALL HAVE VALID DRIVERS' LICENSES

Tens of thousands of 'frenzied' sharks gather off coast of Sunshine State

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

YOU KNOW THE STATE

Naked man declares he loves cocaine and needs more

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Jeff Meyerson)

LEGAL STRATEGY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Man so drunk the jail would not take him in

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

YOUR TOP STORIES FROM PROVIDENCE

Municipalities impose parking bans; no Budweiser will be delivered Thursday

These have been your top stories from Providence.

(Thanks to Monique)

WAIT... EVEN 'COPACABANA?'

It's OK for surgeons to sing, chat in operating room, says BC Health Professions Review Board

(Thanks to The Perts)

IT IS CLEARLY WORKING

"The foil wrapped around his head secured by a baseball cap was there to prevent microwave signals from entering his head."

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(Thanks to Matt Filar, Chuck Cody and DaninTustin)

TOTALLY SELF-DEFENSE

Round Rock officer shoots himself in foot

(Thanks to Gregg in Baton Rouge)

SPORTS FAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

He felt the red card shown to the United winger was a crime so called police.

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Woman Pulls Gun After Walmart Refuses $1 Coupon

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Barbara Crandall and Jeff Meyerson)

 
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