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March 06, 2013

IT WOULD INDEED

"It would seem to be a very dangerous way to carry a loaded firearm."

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

JOURNALISM

Oops.

Grapefruitgaffe

(Thanks to Ralph)

'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICERS?'

Boston Red Sox pitcher in DUI arrest after being clocked at 111mph in a 45mph zone

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SCIENCE

...they stuffed a deceased swamp sparrow with a miniature computer and some robotics to give it the ability to flap its wings as if it were alive.

(Thanks to James in NC)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

Let's Look at Animal Bottoms

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CLEANUP ON AISLE GUESS THE STATE

Boynton woman charged with assault for hitting man with mop

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Jeff Meyerson)

THAT'S GOING TO HARSH SOMEBODY'S MELLOW

KXLY-TV says the police bomb squad blew up the bong found Tuesday in an alley.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

STATE OF ROMANCE

Idaho's hot spot: Based on tallies, the local Walmart store is a popular place for Idahoans to pine for strangers.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

OUCH

Wang feud: Sharp, Fidge to collide again

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CSI: NEW ZEALAND

Police baffled by cow poo mystery

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

A TINY AMBULANCE IS ON THE WAY

LEGO spill shuts down highway lane In West Virginia

(Thanks to jon harris)

INCREDIBLY, ETC.

Half-naked woman, 28, 'flees scene of DUI crash at her trailer park home in child's battery-operated toy truck'

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AT SOME POINT THEY'RE GOING TO REALIZE THAT THEY SHOULD STICK TO FURNITURE

Ikea, the world’s leading flat-pack furniture retailer, has withdrawn chocolate almond cake sold in its stores in 23 countries after it was found to contain sewage bacteria.

(Thanks to dahook)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Now they have a baseball team.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

SEZ YOU

Scallop gonads do not have a reputation as being intrinsically funny, the way banana peels or rubber chickens might.

(Thanks to Dave Emery)

 
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