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March 05, 2013

PLEASE CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY

Robosquirrel survives the sequester

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

SERIOUSLY DUDE, IT'S A GOOD SOURCE OF FIBER

Pot found in squash at Douglas Food Bank

(Thanks to GreenEyedDaisy)

WE FEEL AN ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN COMING ON

A quick-thinking worker at a Connecticut Dunkin' Donuts threw hot coffee at a man who tried to climb through the drive-through window to rob the store, telling him "go run on Dunkin'" as he fled.

It's not just coffee! It's self-defense.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

TIME TO SEND TROOPS TO FLATHEAD COUNTY

12:37 p.m. Two large brothers in overalls and winter caps reportedly caused a scene in front of a Kalispell business.

(Thanks to Joseph McConnell)

Update from nursecindy: It's worse than we thought: 7:17 a.m. It was reported that people on West Reserve Drive were driving at least 15 mph under the speed limit.

 

 

 

YIKES

Watch this lizard shoot a five-foot stream of blood from its eyeballs

WE'RE NOT SURE WHAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT

But it is clearly important.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

OF COURSE THIS WILL MEAN A 23% TUITION HIKE

Duke gets softer toilet paper after rash of complaints

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SPEAKING OF ARCHITECTURE:

The Church of the Giant Chicken Head.

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Guess the state.

(Thanks to Ralph and DaninTustin)

PROFILE IN ARCHITECTURE

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Profile in Architecture.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

HENCE THEIR ABILITY TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THOSE SHOES

 Female Brains Are Smaller Than Male Brains, But Used More Efficiently

(Thanks to coscolo)

JUST THE ONE?

Large, aggressive mosquito expected this summer

(Thanks to Joel Farr)

FLOOR MATS ARE EXTRA

Lamborghini unveils $4 million car - the Veneno

(Thanks to jon harris)

BE ON THE LOOKOUT

President Hifikepunye Pohamba has called for scholars and researchers to assist in locating and returning the head of Oukwanyama King Mandume Ndeulikufa ya Ndemufayo

(Thanks to Joseph McConnell)

NEWS YOU CAN USE

Assuming you can read it.

(Thanks to jon harris)

UH-OH

Super Squirrels.

(Thanks to ScottMGS)

 
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