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March 01, 2013

WHO KNOWS WHERE IT COULD HAVE LED?

Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Theme Song Prompts School Lockdown

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Wait until they hear Copacabana.")

PAGEANT WINNERS IN THE NEWS

Former Miss Delaware Teen USA wanted in Maryland

(Thanks to jon harris and JD, who says "Tell Maryland to get their own.")

Miss Universe smashes pirated products in Phuket

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FRENCH LAW REQUIRES THAT THEY BE SAUTEED

A restaurant in France has been closed after health inspectors said they found a boiling pot of caterpillars in the kitchen.

(Thanks to Ralph)

'I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR MONTHS'

Art School Seized 68 Vials of Semen From Student

School of Visual Arts MFA student Marc Bradley Johnson was all set to debut his final piece, titled Take This Sperm and Be Free of Me, before health concerns thwarted everything he'd worked so hard for.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

A REAL APPETITE-WHETTER

Screen shot 2013-03-01 at 1.38.20 PM

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who asks: "Broiled or grilled?")

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

BigDog four-legged robot now sports throwing arm

(Thanks to wiredog)

HURRAH

3 new giant cockroach species found

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

FIRE WHEN READY, DUDES

'Marijuana cannon' used to fire drugs over US border seized in Mexico

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and manual tomato)

YOU KNOW THE PYTHONS WERE BEHIND THIS

Brother tries to save man after massive sinkhole swallows Florida bedroom

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

Update: I posted this without reading past the headline, which was a mistake. It doesn't belong on the blog. I'm sorry.

TODAY'S SCIENCE QUESTION

Why eat tongue when you can eat testes?

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

We saw the Castrating Trematodes open for Phish.

A TRUCK LOADED WITH FRIES IS ON ITS WAY

Truck crashes on I-80 in Reno, spilling Heinz ketchup 'everywhere'

(Thanks to Ralph)

SUAVE

Suspect ‘butt dials’ 911 during drug deal near police station

(Thanks to Roger Hall)

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

A woman on a Beijing subway with a fake pregnancy stomach, to enhance chances of getting a seat, complained to its maker after it fell off, officials said.

(Thanks to Ralph)

OH, THE HUMANITY!

Thousands of litres of whisky have been flushed down the drain by accident at a bottling plant in Dumbarton.

(Thanks to Barbara A.)

 
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