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February 25, 2013

WE ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED

'Bikini baristas' accused of serving more than just coffee

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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"a two-month long investigation"
Gotta be thorough.

I agree wiredog. It would take me about two minutes to figure out somebody was getting nekkid when they shouldn't.

Wait...you mean they had tea, too?

Check out the pitchers of cream.

So to speak.

Extra credit for calling it the "Grab-n-Go."

Bare-ista

"For more news on this shocking exploitation of women, I'll turn it over to my hot female co-anchor, who will then turn it over to our younger hot news babe on the scene."

Child baristaing is just wrong.

But I want to hear people's excuses. "I just went there for the coffee. Honest, honey."

I wonder how their tits tips were.

"Business is on the up-and-up."

"You're the cream in my coffee ..."

(Yeah, I took the high road on this one ... yer welcome ...)

I remember years ago in Austin when the local news was shocked - SHOCKED! - to discover that the "bikini-maids" service was really a front for prostitution.

They were forced to show many pictures of women in bikinis.

Licking whipped cream off someone is now considered a sexual act? Seriously? If that is the case, why aren't all dogs arrested, because who hasn't had a dog "help" clean up something you spilled on yourself.....

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