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February 15, 2013

VALENTINE'S DAY IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

9:44 p.m. An intoxicated man on Highway 35 in Kalispell complained that his girlfriend went next door. He was reminded that she is old enough to go where she wants and advised to call back if an actual crime occurs.

(Thanks to Joseph McConnell)

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She went over to see the not-drunk guy next door.

I think that city needs a book tour visit. Is there an author on a book tour in the house?

"A Martin City woman reported that a 300-pound man stole a shovel off of her porch. When she asked him to put it back, he said “no.”"

She weighed him first?

Doesn't everyone, Ms. F?

4:13 a.m. Someone saw a cluster of men screaming as they wondered through the Hungry Horse area.
I wonder what they were wondering about? Maybe they were wondering if the proper term is 'cluster' of men or 'gaggle' of men.

That Martin City woman should do this.

"Put my shovel back."

"No"

Racks her shotgun.

"Put my shovel back."

2:30 p.m. Someone saw a yellow Lab at the dump. Was it a drug lab ?

I nicknamed one of the high energy Labradors in the neighborhood Meth.

It made the neighbor a bit cranky.

Haw, haw! "Cranky!" I git it!

And the so-called United Nations does NOTHING.

Novel for Dave:

FEAR AND LOATHING IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

But, did she go *all the way* next door? Slut!

Every day should be as exciting as it is in Kalisbell.

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