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February 21, 2013

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

A Muskegon man claims "one of the largest porn collections" in the state of Michigan was stolen from his home Tuesday, Feb. 19, police said.

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

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O the humanity!

Is there an official sanctioning body for "Largest Porn Collections"?

The thieves won't get far without their eyesight.

Will they use DNA to identify it?

It was probably insured.
But did it have an "Inflation" provision?

WHAT A BOZO! yes, ossifer, i collect porno, which maybe illegal? is any of it kid pics? what kind of dope reports stolen porn. bad as the dopes who report a bad dope deal. well, if he is into porn, maybe he wont spend his time reproducing with any real partners....

The police are keep an eye out for them.

Check everyone's hands for extra rapid hair growth.

Onan the Barbarian.

Next thing you know, the thief will come back and steal his Viagra.

What I thought was amusing about this was the claim that it was one of the largest collections ... valued at $6500. Doesn't speak well for the affluence of Michigan's porn consumers.

Omniskeptic, I don't think they've yet discovered the Internet in Michigan. Not even CompuServe, apparently.

it takes a lot of spunk to pull off a crime like that!

When the police eventually find and return them to him, I bet that he will only see about half his collection again.

They are going to palm the rest....

The intruder had sticky fingers

Follow up stories are calling this clown "the Hugh Hefner of Muskegon." He's been quoted as saying that the haters aren't going to keep him from rebuilding his collection.

I knew you'd want to know.

Easy to solve, the thief will be easy to spot with that gun/happy to see you bulge in his pocket.

... and the so-called United Nations does nothing.

Well, doesn't look like the Rock Bottom Remainders have to re-unite for a benefit concert after all: http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2013/02/the_hugh_hefner_of_muskegon_st.html

Isn't it great to see a community pull together?

You have to feel bad for the guy. Must be hard on him.

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