THEY SHOULD HAVE FED THEM BITTERS
A Korean Airways cargo flight made an emergency mayday landing at Heathrow airport when the fire alarm on board was triggered over the Irish sea. Gas masks in place, the crew proceeded to investigate. Instead of a blaze, they found that the 390 sweaty cows in cargo had inadvertently set off the alarm.
(Thanks to Ralph)
Question: Do cows sweat?
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derrieredairy air?Posted by: ligirl | February 18, 2013 at 09:49 AM
I believe Thirty Sweaty Cows opened for Madonna.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 18, 2013 at 09:52 AM
Answer: Sweet summer sweat
Posted by: OldPhil | February 18, 2013 at 09:57 AM
jeff you herd right
Posted by: ligirl | February 18, 2013 at 10:00 AM
Cuttin' cheese on the hoof.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 18, 2013 at 10:16 AM
Good question.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 18, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Do cows sweat? If they're flying on a Korean jet over the Irish Sea, yes. Wouldn't you?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 18, 2013 at 10:32 AM
" 390 sweaty cows " is a euphemism for Tourist Class.
Posted by: Clankie | February 18, 2013 at 11:40 AM
true, clankie - who among us hasn't had to squeeze in next to a heifer?
Posted by: ligirl | February 18, 2013 at 12:04 PM
I watched a "serious" news show last week where they had video of a race horse named "Hoof Arted".
Needless to say, it won, and the announcer seemed to have a great time calling out the homestretch.
But theses cows? They're just a gas!
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 18, 2013 at 01:52 PM
Was Gary Larson on board? He would have been mooved by the experience.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | February 18, 2013 at 02:00 PM
We're gonna need more bitters.
Posted by: ubetcha | February 18, 2013 at 03:57 PM
There has to be a Chic-fil-a commercial in there somewhere.
Posted by: cskokid | February 18, 2013 at 04:18 PM
Very polite cow flop sweat.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 18, 2013 at 05:05 PM
Forget the sweat. The methane alone will do it.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 18, 2013 at 09:36 PM
How do they know the kine INADVERTANTLY set off the fire alarm? Doesn't anyone read "The Far Side" anymore?
Posted by: Martin BG | February 19, 2013 at 03:26 PM
In it something is. I thank for the help in this question, now I will not commit such error.
Posted by: Jamewsolar1769 | February 20, 2013 at 09:56 PM