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February 20, 2013

THEY ALSO LIKE EXPENSIVE CARS

Penis size matters to female golden moles

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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Are these the same moles involved in the big diamond heist in Europe?

Well, I'm sorry, Ms. Golden Mole, but I'm spoken for.

What makes the Hottentot so hot? His package.

On another note: if they are blind how do they know?

I believe the Hottentot Golden Moles opened for Coldplay.

Male mole: "Skewz me while I whip this out."

I've heard it matters to regular Mohels too.

But do they hire strippers for birthday parties?

"Penis size matters to female golden moles"


Probably not as much as it does to the male golden moles. We female golden moles know that size doesn't matter. Right girls? *wink wink, nudge nudge*

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