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February 04, 2013

SO WHALES ARE BASICALLY SITTING ON A GOLD MINE

Whale-Poop Find May Fetch Man $180,000

(Thanks to funny man)

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Shamu Poo Value Beaucoup.

I suspect you're looking at the wrong end of that whale.
From what I've always understood, the animals was blowing chunks.

yep, chunks

It's a very expensive ingredient in luxury fragrances such as Chanel No. 5? Great, that's what I wear! Time to find a new perfume.

With that much at stake, the hopeful folks crowded around that 2004 Palme D'or winning documentary film maker's house are never going to leave.

Scenario: you are from the nineteenth or twentieth century, and you encounter an irregularly-shaped mass of stinking blech on the beach, or on a whaling ship, or somewhere in a marine environment. You immediately:

a) run screaming for something, anything, that will help you clean it off your hands
b) bury it as deeply as you can
c) save it for Halloween pranks
d) determine that it is ideal for perfume manufacturing

Discuss.

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