ROMANCE
California man is in love with his blow-up dolls, would marry his dragon called Lila
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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February 17, 2013
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That's it Mark, blame your mother.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 17, 2013 at 12:41 PM
♪ Well, I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a dragon before
But Lila smiled and took me by the hand
And said, "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man"
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when I squeezed her tight I nearly broke her spine
Oh my Lila, L-I-L-A, Lila, La-La-La-La-Lila...
Posted by: ligirl | February 17, 2013 at 12:54 PM
Mark, whose surname is not revealed, says he turned to the inflatables for love he claims he never received from his mother.
Maybe he should walk up the basement stairs and ask his mother if she loves him.
I can understand people having quirks and being sightly nuts. What I don't understand is why they feel the need to go public and let everyone know they're crazy.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 17, 2013 at 01:24 PM
That Orca doesn't look very happy.
Posted by: Clankie | February 17, 2013 at 02:09 PM
Clankie, that's because she knows she's not the real object of his affection. And the next time Mark leaves the house, that dragon is going DOWN.
Posted by: ubetcha | February 17, 2013 at 03:08 PM
cindy, the answer to your question is that they have Andy Warhol syndrome, the belief that everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes so why not me, NOW?
This explains Kate Gosselin and the Kardashians.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 17, 2013 at 05:02 PM
Dude sounds like a real basketcase. I'd say he needs to go out and find a girlfriend, but that would mean there would be a girl willing to put of with his insanity.
Posted by: Elon | February 17, 2013 at 05:19 PM
This "addiction" would have me on pins and needles.
Posted by: Ralph | February 17, 2013 at 05:23 PM
Makes me think of the punchline to an old joke:
"After I bit her on the ass, she farted, and flew out of the window"
Posted by: Spectbrain | February 17, 2013 at 06:57 PM
With God as my witness, I thought that was a valve stem!
Posted by: PirateBoy (With apologies to Les Nesman) | February 17, 2013 at 09:25 PM
Full time blow-up job.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 18, 2013 at 08:14 AM
PB. Les could probably use a spare band aid, but I think Mr. Carlson is the one owed the apology? You had me there for a moment.
Posted by: WVplantman | February 18, 2013 at 03:02 PM