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February 06, 2013

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Man stole snake, left child at pet expo

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Incredibly, this did not happen in Miami.

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That was smart.

I suspect beer was involved.

Anyone heard from Padraig lately?

OK, the snake was only worth about $40, but we all know that kids are a huge money pit. Verdict: totally justifiable.

The Squirming Pillowcase Caper by Arthur Conan Doyle

There are easier ways to line up an attorney.

Did he put the snake in a car seat? Just askin'

So they would rather have the snake than the child? I've known children like that.

Got mice? Good trade.

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