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February 04, 2013

JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE

Now, a (burp) beer case.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ralph, who asks, "What would Jesus brew?")

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I once had a Dr. Pepper case that resembled Moses

SNORK Jeff and you are going to hell.

Looks more like Joe Montana to me.

Want to have some mean fun?
Ask a Baptist about Jesus drinking wine.

Or where did Cain find his wife?

I have to agree with nursecindy's comment on a previous Jesus sighting occasion: what makes this guy think he knows what Jesus really looked like?

I was going to ask what God looked like but I was afraid I would be struck......

So true Jeff.

Savior breath, I'm not buying it.

Ben Franklin: 'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Bill,

Hangovers are God's way of showing us He has a sense of humor.

I thought it looked more like Ted Nugent.

Steve,

I have done that.

The answer: "It was non-alcoholic wine."

The conversation stopped right about there.

The difference between a Baptist and a Presbyterian is that a Presbyterian will speak to you if he sees you in the liquor store.

A Baptist minister was being hired to be president of Stillman College, a Presbyterian school in Alabama. He was asked about his drinking habits and he said that he drank scotch. The board members said that he was already a Presbyterian and hired him.

Never invite only one Baptist to go fishing with you, always invite two. If you invite only one, he will drink up all your beer. Two will not because they don't want any other Baptists to know they drink.

There are many verses in the Bible that say that God gave man wine to make him happy. I don't know of any un-fermented grape juice that makes anybody happy.

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