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February 07, 2013

IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD

But due to our strict policy, we are unable to bring you the following report of End-Of-The-World fraud.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Short sale?

It's usually a Wang's fault.

According to the strict Hermaphrodite Maintenance Act, if she has a wang then he is required to teach 'er.

"...issuing weather forecasts or warnings of hazardous meteorological and seismological phenomena without the bureau’s permission."

Giving out false and misleading information is the government's job.

Could we use the Social Order Maintenance Act against the Kardashians?

Magnitude 14? On the logarithmic Richter scale? I think I'd better start stockpiling food and ammo.

Did the world move for you, too?
No.

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