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February 10, 2013

IT'S A PERFECT DISGUISE, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM

When deputies were investigating the theft, Drachenburg obstructed justice by disguising himself as "The Sun," the report does not go into further detail as to how Drachenburg took on "The Sun" identity.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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...just a phase

On my shoulder, he makes me happy.

I'll bet the deputies were wearing really high SPF.

You'd be surprised at how many primitive cultures' origin myths include this sort of thing. "And then coyote old man stole the logo towel of Anansi the Spider, and disguised himself as the sun."

I could have taken him out. I have transition lenses in my glasses so they get dark when I look at the sun.

Did he try to blind them with Page Three?

Page 3 made me blind. :)

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