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February 24, 2013

IT WAS A CONSENTING GATE

Pensioner, 76, got sexual kicks out of painting his gate while naked

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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First out of the gate?

it's unclear, was he holding a paintbrush, or ...what?

White "paint", eh?

A Wicked Picket indeed.

Yeah, but did the gate swing both ways?

Is there anything guys won't mate with besides Helen Thomas?

He couldn't have been absolutely naked, having been spotted by the dog walker. Pigmented, possibly.

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