GUESS THE STATE
Couple uses ‘freaky’ Vaseline-coated hose to give themselves coffee enemas up to four times a day
(Thanks to Joe in Japan, Mark Buckley, Alkali Bill and Scott Cramer [who says, "the worst part of waking up."])
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February 10, 2013
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We're assuming they recycle the used coffee at Starbutts?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | February 10, 2013 at 03:21 PM
You just know the folks at Red Bull and Monster are trying to figure out the right marketing (pardon the expression) angle.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 10, 2013 at 03:41 PM
Does it work with decaf or Chai tea?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 10, 2013 at 03:46 PM
'...the best fart of waking up - '?
Posted by: ligirl | February 10, 2013 at 03:50 PM
There has to be a colonoscopy joke up there somewhere
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 10, 2013 at 03:56 PM
nursecindy assures me we would be surprised at how many people are into giving themselves enemas.
Our medical professionals are underpaid sometimes.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 10, 2013 at 03:58 PM
The version I sent in, by the way, features this charming couple in action.
Key line: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 10, 2013 at 04:06 PM
Wake up and smell the coffee ...
Posted by: Miguel | February 10, 2013 at 04:11 PM
Scott Cramer's opening comment wins my vote for best comment of the year so far.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 10, 2013 at 04:57 PM
k-cupping the g-spot
Posted by: jj | February 10, 2013 at 05:20 PM
So true, Jeff. People like this were the cr@ppiest patients ever.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 10, 2013 at 06:09 PM
Take off. You hose her?
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 10, 2013 at 06:23 PM
I'd also recommend having some ABBA playing in the background.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 10, 2013 at 06:52 PM
As opposed to a "normal" Vaseline-coated hose...?
Posted by: FredKey | February 10, 2013 at 06:54 PM
So...that's how women get a "perky" butt they seem to want?
Posted by: Steve | February 12, 2013 at 10:31 AM