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February 04, 2013

FLATHEAD: COUNTY OF DRAMA

7:03 a.m. A Kalispell woman reported that she received two strange phone calls from a private number. She thinks she knows who it is.

(Thanks to funny man)

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Now, where was that cafe where the alcohol was stolen?
Somers.
Yeah, I know the cafe was somewhere, but where?
Somers.
OK, if you don't want me to know, don't tell me! You think I'm an idiot?
Flathead.
Why, you SOB, Ill...

"9:33 a.m. A couple on Helena Flats Road reported that someone was trying to sell them furniture they had already purchased."

Clear evidence of a time warp in Flathead County, which explains quite a lot (but by no means everything) that goes on there.

Let's admit it: If "Days of Our Flathead" was a soap, we'd make it appointment TV.

A couple on Helena Flats Road reported that someone was trying to sell them furniture they had already purchased.
Did someone break in and then offer a great deal on the sofa in their living room? Did he throw in the matching lamps and tables?

6:03 p.m. An intoxicated man claimed that two men wearing the same clothes tried to rob him while he was walking home from a restaurant on Highway 35 in Kalispell. He was unable to provide much detail or answer many questions.


Stretch pants?

"Paging Doctor Who."

It's the " Can you hear me now " guy, I'll bet.

*snork* at jw.

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