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February 06, 2013

CHEATING AT SKEEBALL?

Mom Pulled Gun at Conn. Chuck E. Cheese's

(Thanks to Jon Harris, Jay Brandeis, and The Perts)

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The Bourne Ultimatum

She should have killed the mouse.

She's the Walter Sobchak for her place and time.

Overheard:

"You dirty rat..."

Wait a second. Is the weapons ban at CEC just for the greater New York area or for all of them?

Well! If CEC is going to trample all over my constitutable rights like that, I ain't a-goin' there no more. Course, I never do anyhoo. Never mind.

Anyway, it was just a .380. What's all the fuss?

"Chuck E. Cheese's released a statement saying weapons are banned in its restaurants and managers are evaluating security."

The security evaluation just came back, here it is in its entirety:

"Our security sucks."

HogsAte got my comment.

"Chuck E. Cheese's released a statement saying weapons are banned in its restaurants and managers are evaluating security."

Fat lot of good that ban did.

I have always thought that CEC pizza was so bad that it should come with a warning, "Not fit for human consumption!" Maybe that is why so many adults get into fights while visiting CEC, it's the lousy pizza.

New ington. Phew. For a second there...

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