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February 04, 2013


Paramedics say they have been called out to treat as many guinea pig bites as they have shark attacks in NSW over summer.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)


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I investigated animal bites for over 22 years. In my cases, at least 95% were instigated in some way by the human victim.
What is the best general advice I can give to avoid being bitten?
Don't be an ass.
This also works as a general life rule.

Alos, don't stick you finger anyplace where it is not invited.

Just sayin'.

So guinea pigs are NSFNSW?


Now, when my daughter asks "Can't we PLEEEEEEEASE have a water buffalo??" again, I will have plenty of information to back up my refusal.

Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo!
I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door,
Spilled some lima beans on the floor,
Oh, everybody's got a...
Dr. Archibald: Stop it. Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think
you're doing?! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everybody
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does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying,
"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you
prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!
Narrator: This has been silly songs with Larry. Join us next time to hear
Larry sing:
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink, but mine is blue.
Hers was small but then it...
Dr. Archibald: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Guinea pig = rat.

my sister has guinea pigs. for the life of me, i do not know why. rats.

I hear they're tasty.


( Cue " Jaws " theme music seven octaves higher. )

@NMUA - definitely one of my favorites.

We're gonna need a bigger...

Nope. Got noth'en.

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