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I investigated animal bites for over 22 years. In my cases, at least 95% were instigated in some way by the human victim.
What is the best general advice I can give to avoid being bitten?
Don't be an ass.
This also works as a general life rule.
Posted by: Steve | February 04, 2013 at 09:15 AM
Alos, don't stick you finger anyplace where it is not invited.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 04, 2013 at 09:33 AM
So guinea pigs are NSFNSW?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 04, 2013 at 09:38 AM
What?
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 04, 2013 at 09:41 AM
Now, when my daughter asks "Can't we PLEEEEEEEASE have a water buffalo??" again, I will have plenty of information to back up my refusal.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 04, 2013 at 09:44 AM
Larry:
Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo!
I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door,
Spilled some lima beans on the floor,
Oh, everybody's got a...
Dr. Archibald: Stop it. Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think
you're doing?! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everybody
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does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying,
"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you
prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!
Narrator: This has been silly songs with Larry. Join us next time to hear
Larry sing:
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink, but mine is blue.
Hers was small but then it...
Dr. Archibald: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 04, 2013 at 10:14 AM
Guinea pig = rat.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 04, 2013 at 10:23 AM
my sister has guinea pigs. for the life of me, i do not know why. rats.
Posted by: queensbee | February 04, 2013 at 10:26 AM
I hear they're tasty.
Posted by: wiredog | February 04, 2013 at 10:35 AM
Yum.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | February 04, 2013 at 10:49 AM
( Cue " Jaws " theme music seven octaves higher. )
Posted by: Clankie | February 04, 2013 at 11:51 AM
@NMUA - definitely one of my favorites.
Posted by: markhh | February 04, 2013 at 12:09 PM
We're gonna need a bigger...
Nope. Got noth'en.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | February 04, 2013 at 02:00 PM