Dave Barry's Blog

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Sea monster found in New Jersey

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

IS THAT A STALK OF BAMBOO IN YOUR POCKET?

Let's get it on, Yang Guang: Zoo bosses play Smooth Radio tracks to panda to get him in mating mood

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

STAY CLASSY KESHA, WHOEVER YOU ARE

Only Kesha would write a song about her own private parts … and enlist her mom for help.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THIS MAN IS A GOD

Massachusetts man drinking his way across the state for a good cause

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Koreans reject Cuban ball switch

(Thanks to jon harris)

'POLICE DIDN'T ARREST THE DOG'

Florida man shot by his dog, police say

(Thanks to The Perts, coscolo, jon harris and Chuck Cody)

THIS JUST IN

Viewer makes Kang Ho Dong sweat on ‘Moonlight Prince’

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

GUESS THE... NEVER MIND

A Florida man is facing a misdemeanor charge after allegedly battering a teenage relative with a Taco Bell burrito.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING

Drunk Texas man shoots girlfriend during game of ‘quick draws’

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TOOT

Thanks to Cory Doctorow for this nice review of Insane City.

WE DON'T PAY OUR GO-GO DANCERS ENOUGH

Go-go dancer helps subdue man wielding ax at Phoenix gay bar

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Coming soon to the big screen, with Nicolas Cage if there's any justice.")

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Chicken causes power outage at airport

(Thanks to Steve Hammond)

SINCE YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, YOU'RE FREE TO GO

Drunk college student who ran over police officer investigating another hit-and run told him he should be 'out catching real criminals'

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "See if you can possibly guess the state.")

GRAB A SPOON

Truck hauling 40,000 pounds of ice cream overturns on I-65

(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie, who says, "We're gonna need more sp;rinkles.")