Dave Barry's Blog

OOPS

CCTV captures moment naked man gets locked outside his hotel room

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WE SAW THE BUTTOCK FLASHERS OPEN FOR THE FALSE-TEETH BRANDISHERS

Hunted: Buttock-flashing, false teeth-brandishing basketball thief on Kings Hill bus

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IT'S AN EXCELLENT WAY TO AVOID ATTRACTING ATTENTION

Justin Bieber Spotted Wearing a Gas Mask (Yes, Gas Mask!) in London

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

JERSEY (NOT THE SOPRANOS ONE) SOCIAL NOTE

Paul and Heidi Bellas walked up the aisle dressed as Shrek and Fiona.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan and Chuck Cody)

GREAT. NOW HE'LL BE SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE PLANE.

Transportation officials in a Swedish city said they told a man he would no longer be able to ride city buses unless he improved his personal hygiene.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE'RE WITH THE RABBIT ON THIS ONE

The moment Disneyland's White Rabbit snaps and 'assaults stunned 14-year-old girl shouting "Don't start your s**t with me"'

(Thanks to jon harris)

CSI: KNOXVILLE

School bus driver allegedly stole bus

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)