Dave Barry's Blog

FIRST IRAN GETS NUCLEAR WEAPONS, AND NOW THIS

Four students were arrested in Cairo on Saturday for emulating a viral dance craze called the “Harlem shake.”

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

THERE'S PROBABLY A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

Gang member arrested with ONE HUNDRED bags of heroin 'concealed in his butt'

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IT WAS A CONSENTING GATE

Pensioner, 76, got sexual kicks out of painting his gate while naked

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THIS JUST IN

BC will inspect its own meat

(Thanks to John Semenec)

RESULTING IN A RUN ON MAGAZINES

Thefts force Trenton library to ration toilet paper

(Thanks to Barbara A)

CSI: NICEVILLE

A 24-year-old man told Niceville Police he was pulled from his bicycle and beaten by three males. A witness who was up in a tree corroborated part of the man’s story.

(Thanks to Chuck Clody)

WE NEED TO IMPROVE THE TRAINING OF OUR CRIMINAL CLASS

Men caught on CCTV driving truck into Hooters to steal ATM but mistakenly take the jukebox instead

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE HAVE NEW RESPECT FOR THEM

Fruit Flies Force Their Young to Drink Alcohol for Their Own Good

(Thanks to Monique and Suzie Q Wacvet)

WE CANNOT IMAGINE ANYTHING GOING WRONG WITH THIS PLAN

US Gov't To Air-Drop Toxic Mice On Guam Snakes

(Thanks to DaninTustin, Steven Riggs, PirateBoy, Susan Heller, Jay Brandes, Alkali Bill, Ken Morgan, Bryan M. and Dan Barr, who says, "I saw Toxic Mice open for Whitesnake. Or maybe it was the other way around.")