Dave Barry's Blog

IN OUR DAY, "MAKING OUT" MEANT SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT

A KFC employee in Tennessee is out of a job after photos of the culprit making out with a plate of mashed potatoes ended up on Facebook.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

DOES THE PEOPLE MOVER GO THAT FAR?

Idaho Aquarium owner indicted for illegally buying sharks, rays from Florida.

Key quote: In one conversation, Covino is accused of telling the person to sneak the fish to Idaho.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)