Dave Barry's Blog

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

A Muskegon man claims "one of the largest porn collections" in the state of Michigan was stolen from his home Tuesday, Feb. 19, police said.

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

GUESS THE STATE

Woman 'shot' and wounded as she cooks a snack after bullets left in her OVEN explode

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Jeff Meyerson)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Crocodile 'spotted in the Thames'

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

BUT IT WAS A CONSENTING AMBULANCE

Drunk man 'tried to have sex with an ambulance'

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE 911

A drunk woman who ran out of cigarettes while drinking beers with her boyfriend called 911 to ask if a police officer could deliver a packet.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Jeffrey Brown and jon harris)