Dave Barry's Blog

NORTH CAROLINA TACKLES THE ISSUES

Women who wish to show their nipples in public in North Carolina may be prevented from doing so in the future after politicians proposed new legislation.

ADVISORY: Possibly NSFW.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FESTIVE

Brothers celebrate lottery win by blowing up house

(Thanks to Jeff  Meyerson)

LOVE IS IN THE AIR

Woman bites off piece of boyfriend’s tongue after Valentine’s spat

(Thanks to DaninTustin and Bill from Salisbury MA)

GOOD BOY

Peach the police dog makes a statement.

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Ralph)

GUYS IN ACTION

Frenchman lands first ever car backflip on snow

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

FASHION MODELS

We don't pay them enough.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS THE STATE

Couple getting affectionate drives through home

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

OOPS

NHS pays out £1million in compensation to men who have had the wrong TESTICLE removed

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

THEY SHOULD HAVE FED THEM BITTERS

A Korean Airways cargo flight made an emergency mayday landing at Heathrow airport when the fire alarm on board was triggered over the Irish sea.  Gas masks in place, the crew proceeded to investigate. Instead of a blaze, they found that the 390 sweaty cows in cargo had inadvertently set off the alarm.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Question: Do cows sweat?

TRAVEL TIP OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Bitters. I carry 3 ounces, which is excellent if you have flatulence on a plane.

(Thanks to [The Amazing] Steve Pietrowicz)