Dave Barry's Blog

YOU ARE NOW FREE TO BREAK WIND

...is it OK to fart mid-flight?

The experts' recommendation to airline passengers is an emphatic yes.

(Thanks to Ralph)

FASHION ADVISORY

Wearing Women's Panties On Your Face Is All The Rage In Japan

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

CSI: TALLADEGA COUNTY

Firefighter shoots at cow; hits partner instead

(Thanks to Ralph)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Plague of bunnies is damaging cars at the Denver International Airport

(Thanks to Monique and Barbara A)

WHAT ARE THEY USING FOR BAIT?

For those keeping track, this is the third naked man who police have had to pull from Green Lake since Sept. 4.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

WE FEEL *MUCH* SAFER

Police in Tennessee, in a black SUV and in full body armor, pulled over an elderly couple because they had a “suspicious” marijuana-ish (or so the cops claimed) bumper sticker on their car, that in fact was a buckeye leaf – the couple are Ohio State Buckeye fans.  The cops then ordered the couple to remove the bumper sticker.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

IT'S AT LEAST AS ENTERTAINING AS 'THE PRICE IS RIGHT'

Former game show host Bob Barker is telling North Carolina lawmakers that caging a live possum for a New Year's Eve event in the mountains isn't good show business.

(Thanks to Merk Newsom)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Escaped llamas run amok in Somerset street

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who saw them open for Herman's Hermits)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Man suspected of stealing lemur and holding it for ransom is arrested

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

We wonder where he got the idea.