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February 15, 2013

NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES:

Disregard that earlier nomination.

(Thanks to Ken Morgan)

GOOD GIRL

Meet Zelda – Border Collie who can balance hot dinners on her head

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

The First Anatomically Designed Jeans With A Man's Junk In Mind.

(Thanks to jon harris)

VALENTINE'S DAY IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

9:44 p.m. An intoxicated man on Highway 35 in Kalispell complained that his girlfriend went next door. He was reminded that she is old enough to go where she wants and advised to call back if an actual crime occurs.

(Thanks to Joseph McConnell)

'SEEMINGLY?'

The hotel guest, seemingly the worse for drink, clambers fully clothed into the 12,000 litre aquarium in a hotel lobby.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

LOOKING FOR AN INEXPENSIVE VENUE?

Bar infested by hundreds of thousands of cockroaches, roach eggs, feces and carcasses – even INSIDE the liquor bottles

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

 
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